The English language is dead

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 06/05/2015 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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Breaks, layed, and now this?

$kaycog > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:10

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I’m sure we all could do a hole lot better.

Party-vi > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:11

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Oh yeah? Well you’re a bolt whole!

bob and john > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:12

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i’m pretty sure thats an actual word though....

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:12

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Editors are dead, at least. I can’t believe how much of this stuff I see in mainstream publications.

Kanaric > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:14

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I’ve seen worse in older Japanese car manuals.

Nibbles > Party-vi 06/05/2015 at 15:14

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You’re face is a bolt whole

Party-vi > Nibbles 06/05/2015 at 15:15

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Brake yo’self, fool!

505Turbeaux > Party-vi 06/05/2015 at 15:15

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:20

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I literally cry win I sea things like this. The English language is incredibly hard to get wright.

CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:21

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I do knot under stand what the is you is

DoYouEvenShift > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:26

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With all this talk about metric vs English. I say fuck it all. Lets all speak in binary.

505Turbeaux > DoYouEvenShift 06/05/2015 at 15:29

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Svend > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:29

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I blame translators, namely the computer kind. Would it be too bloody hard for a multinational company to find someone who speaks and writes both languages to translate it correctly and then had it proof read.

Nibbles > Party-vi 06/05/2015 at 15:36

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Know, YOU

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 15:54

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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

505Turbeaux > ttyymmnn 06/05/2015 at 15:59

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I am going to vomit now

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 16:09

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I think that poem is older than the Internet.

Xyl0c41n3 > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 16:24

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Typos (from other people) I have had to correct recently:

“vacational” - think “vacation” meets “seasonal.”

“council” - should have been “counsel,” as in, lawyer.

“defendant” - should have been “plaintiff.” how do you even...?!

“pull” - should have been “pool.”

505Turbeaux > Xyl0c41n3 06/05/2015 at 16:25

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they still make red pens for a reason!

Xyl0c41n3 > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 16:38

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Red pens, highlighters, delete buttons on computers... and coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Heh.

crown victor victoria > 505Turbeaux 06/05/2015 at 18:19

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Is it better or worse that they spelled it correctly in that 2nd sentence?

505Turbeaux > crown victor victoria 06/05/2015 at 20:30

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maybe they weren’t sure, so they figured they would be right at least once!

Old-Busted-Hotness > 505Turbeaux 06/06/2015 at 06:56

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Don’t let it phase you!